This is the beginning

Despite the name, this blog will have little to do with the forgotten joys brought forth from Michael Sembello, perhaps only 2-3 posts per day on that topic. Of course, I will often denigrate the unimaginable career of Brett Ratner. For instance, Rush Hour 3 has received a 23% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. This makes little sense to me as the rating system allows for 23 fewer fresh % points which that movie could receive. How did this not happen? Somehow, Brett Ratner has credibility, even after ruining the promising X-Men and Lecter properties. Russell Simmons, thank you for sharing Public Enemy with the world. But you are kind of a dick for hiring Ratner for videos and then nefariously unleashing his directing skills on the world.

Anyway, Michael Sembello, if you read this, give me a write. Let me know how your post-"Maniac" world has become. What are you hobbies? Do you like tapas? I met a steel-town girl but not on a Saturday night. Should I still worry about being cut like a knife? I recently moved to Denver and have not yet mastered baking at such an altitude. I know it involves something with eggs. Do I substitute brown eggs for white eggs? Or does that not add enough vanilla?

Also, I'm sorry I haven't gotten around to writing a Wikipedia entry about you. I feel ashamed that such a gaping whole exists in that cultural ephemera. Soon, this void will be filled, possibly with information about you.